One day, a man while walking towards his office saw a beggar coming to him. The beggar was in a very bad condition. He was barefoot and his clothes were torn. When the beggar asked for money, the man said, Why don't you work? Don't you feel ashamed asking people for money?
At this the beggar replied, I do feel ashamed asking for money. But once when I took money without asking, the police took me to jail. The man had no answer to this. He went on his way to the office.
Jokes 4u 😊👈👈👈👈👈
Teacher:tell me ur name in english?
Stdnt:after 2 min “Long Life Oven”
Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
Stdnt:”Umer Daraz Bhatti”😊😃😁😃😊😊
Examination Hall mein Santa sir pakad kar dukhi mudra mein baitha hua thaa.
Duty de rahee teacher ne sahaanubhuti poorvak poochha – “itne pareshan kyon ho ?”
Santa ne koi jawaab nahi diya.
Teacher ne fir poochha – “kya hua, kya pen bhool aaye ho ?”
Santa fir bhi chup rahaa.
Teacher – “kya roll number bhool gaye ho ?”
Santa fir bhi kuchh nahi bola. Waise hee baitha raha.
Teacher – “kuchh to bataao kya baat hai ? aakhir kya bhool aaye ho ?”
Aakhir Santa ko gussa aa gaya.
Santa – “Oye chup kar meri maa …. yahaan mai Maths ke paper mein Chemistry kee parchi le aaya hoon aur tujhe pen-pencil aur roll number kee padee hai … !!!”😃😊😁😃😊
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