Once there were two classmates Pat and Tom. One day, Pat went to Tom's house to borrow a book. On the entrance, he found a dog standing. Seeing Pat, it started barking. Pat got frightened. Tom came running and held his dog. Pat was still breathing heavily. At this, Tom said, Pat, dogs who bark never bite. Pat said, you and I know this proverb, but this dog doesn't know. Both the friends laughed heartily.
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Teacher – “kal jo lesson yaad karne ko diya thaa, wo yaad karke aaye ho ?”
Student – “nahi madam…”
Teacher – “kyon ?”
Student – “kal raat ko jaise mai padhne baitha, light chali gai … ”
Teacher – “to light phir aai to hogi ?”
Student – “aai thee madam, par jaise hee mai phir parhne baitha phir light chali gai … ”
Teacher – “to light phir nahi aayi kya ?”
Student – “aa gai thii madam lekin mai phir is darr se padhne nahi baitha ki kahi meri vajah se light phir naa chali jaaye … !!!”😊😃😊😁😃😃😊
क्लास में नैतिक शिक्षा के पाठ के दौरान बच्चों को ‘चोरी करना बुरी बात है’ यह समझाने के बाद टीचर ने पूछा – “अच्छा बताओ, यदि मैं किसी आदमी की जेब से उसे बताए बिना रुपये निकाल लेती हूं तो मैं क्या कहलाऊंगी … ?”
एक बच्चे ने हाथ उठाकर बताया – “उस आदमी की बीवी …….!!!”😃😊😁😃😊😃😊
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